It started as a ridiculous anthem...
Now it’s a psychedelic fever dream wrapped in thread.
Straight from the wildest line in the song—
“Like a opossum in a hammock with a bottle of syrup”—
this tee captures the exact moment Buck Lockhart slurred that poetic mess into legend. Glittery letters. Tie-dye vibes. Full-send opossum energy. Syrup in one paw, feather in the other—because why the hell not?
This shirt isn’t for everyone.
It’s for the brave. The unhinged. The proudly confused.
Front print featuring the full-color “Gloobershlerp” artwork with signature Buck Lockhart branding
This is the official shirt of the Gloobershlerp era.
Wear it to the bar. Wear it to bed.
Just don’t let anyone drink your syrup.
🛑 Limited print run.
Once they’re gone, you’ll have to explain Gloobershlerp without a visual. And nobody wants that.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
